Truths Universal
As one travels the road of life, certain facts become self-evident. Upon further evaluation, some of these facts are not facts at all, but few, very few, are truths. Universal Truths. Below you will find a few I have uncovered in my short life.
- One in every seven days is a Thursday.
- Hermits don't have peer pressure.
- 299792458 m/s. It's not just a good idea, It's the law.
- Ice Cream has no bones.
- No matter where you go, there you are.
- In space, no one can hear you scream.
- It is now later than it was before.
- If you have only seen it once, then you haven't seen it twice.
- If you drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget about them, they're gone!
- All your base are belong to us.
- You can't be born on February 30th.
The order above is completely meaningless. Don't read anything into it. If you have any Universal Truths you think should be added to this list, just drop me a line.